You know what's great for ruining the vibe that you're having a fabulous week?
Getting molested on the metro.
to whomever that fucker was, and to any man who would ever think that it's ok. it's not. If you think it is, you are an asshole. and I hope that my slap to your face was able to convey that, even if you just laughed at my attempt to say it in french. Fuck you, you cafard.
My adventures abroad...
About Me
Touristy Things i've done so far:
- become incredibly dizzy going down the 422 steps of the spiral staircase of Notre Dame Cathedral
- been hit on by suspicious middle aged european men
- bought/written post cards
- climbed Montmartre
- climbed the 422 steps of the Notre Dame Cathedral
- destroyed personal property for the sake of a photo
- hit up an overpriced American focused dive bar
- missed my metro stop/gone the wrong way on a line
- not been able to go five minutes, err, seconds, without stopping to take more pictures
- received bad customer service because of my lack of french
- risked my life for the sake of a photo
- rode les Car Rouges
- saw Place de la Bastille
- saw Place de la Concorde
- saw the Eiffel Tower
- saw the Pantheon
- seen Place St. Michel
- taken an absurd number of pics of the Eiffel Tower
- taken pictures of buildings/statues/objects that i could not later identify
- visited la Louvre
- visited Musee d'Orsay
- visited Notre Dame du Paris
- walked the Jardins du Louxembourg
- walked the Red Light District/saw Moulin Rouge
Parisian Things i've done so far:
- ate beaucoup du fromage
- ate beaucoup du pain
- ate fondue at a french restaurant with french people
- attended classes at a french university
- babysat
- became more judgemental of others fashion choices
- been late
- bought clothes i didn't need just because the sales were almost over
- bought my fresh produce at the tri-weekly neighborhood marché
- bought text books from Gilbert Jaune
- climbed Montmartre
- diné en famille
- discovered a diamond-in-the-rough chinese restaurant
- experienced "les soldes"
- gone to a local mass
- gone to a political rally
- gone to le Marché aux Puces
- gotten my groove on in an overcrowded, smoky bar
- had friends over for a dinner party
- people watched in the Jardins des Tuileries
- ran into friends in the middle of the city completely unexpectedly
- read the free metro newspaper every morning
- read while sitting next to la Seine
- received bad customer service
- received terrific customer service
- rode the metro
- sat in a park on a sunday afternoon and people watched
- sat silently on the metro staring at a complete stranger
- seen La Mome and fallen in love with Edith Piaf
- shown someone around "my" Paris
- spent a sunday afternoon in the Marais, just because
- spent a sunday afternoon people watching in front of Hotel de Ville, just because
- spent over an hour in a music store listening to new music
- stepped around lots of dog crap
- visited La Louvre
- visited Musee d'Orsay
- walked away from a museum because of the line
- walked the Jardins de Louxembourg
- wore 3inch heels when it would have been practical to wear tennis shoes. And been happy about the choice.
- wore leggings, a skirt, and ballet flats
6 comments:
I'm glad you've had some great "couchsurfing" experiences to counter an unpleasant one.
Good for standing up for yourself -but - great for taking the iniative to bring people together in a safe way!
Love, Mom
I'm sorry for you... that a bad person did something to make you feel bad...
And I'm happy that you took a good strong measure in response. Good for you!
Be well, and let this unfortunate incident be quickly into the hazy past for you...
Love,
Dad
Gah, yeah... Sorry to hear that, Becky. Glad you're letting it slide off of your back.
Also, very glad to hear that you're enjoying France!
Gros bisous!
~*Andi*~
you're my hero!
Bastard! I hope you left a huge bruise.
Don't let the jerks ruin your good time gorgeous.
cafard? is that french?
now i kind of know how your furniture feels when chew on it... i promise i won't molest your furniture anymore.
oh, by the way, thanks for the card! it made my day like a hopping baby donkey did two summers ago, only when i mention the card people don't give me weird stares like when i mention a baby donkey... hopping around like a little bunny.
much love, and less chewing,
willis
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